I know I've been slack on this lately but you really can't blame me. It's that time of year where everything is in flux. The crazy, hectic, party-party-party schedule of the holidays is over. The summer is around the corner but I didn't bring my periscope to see it yet, so that's just frustrating. The weather is crazy. Sports (the ones I watch anyway) have ended or not quite started yet.
There's VERY LITTLE to do.
Work is the same ole same ole. (Even though I'm trying to teach myself new things)
The gym is boring as all-get-out and holds ZERO interest for me right now. (except for this gut that keeps getting in my way... I have to push it under the desk so I can type this!!)
Television has ROYALLY sucked of late.
I've got book club tonight and that should be fun but the book we just read was about a German woman stuck in Berlin at the end of World War II when the Russians came through and basically "had" every woman they could find. (I think it was endowed the "Feel Good Book of the Year") Seriously... 261 pages about starvation and rape!! Good times!!
The only thing of real excitement was Valentine's Day but no one wants to hear anybody have diarrhea of the mouth about how wonderful their significant other is. (I don't at least) Usually when that happens it either depresses the listener or makes them think you're overcompensating for a lull in the relationship. Squirrel is great. Everyone knows it... blah blah blah.
I did get penis spaghetti though!!!
So now I challenge all of you! Give me something fun to do and I'll tell you all about it. And I'm not talking about just throwing out suggestions. Amy... let's hang!! Beard and Kelly... we gotta bridge the distance somehow... Jessica and Kristi... oh geez... I just remembered... Have you heard from MMF?!! Maybe THAT NIGHT will be my next entry?!!
